The big news is not that Hustler is making a porn film called Who's Nailin' Paylin (starring Lisa Ann, above). No, the big news is that a) it took them this long to make it (I was kind of expecting something like this within 24 hours of Sarah Palin's first appearance as intended VP) and b) porn films have scripts, at least according to this exclusive leak of the shooting script by TMZ.
