Here they are - the most-watched online videos of all-time.
Everyone's favorite frumpy Scottish songbird (Susan Boyle, above) is #5 on the list, but looks to place a bit higher given time. She is little more than halfway to #1, which I must admit I am sufficiently out of touch enough to have never heard of.
Apparently, this list does not acknowledge pornography, otherwise I suspect we'd have an entirely different Top 18.
I must admit, I've only seen two of these videos - #5 and #11. The latter ("Evolution of Dance") I and a small group were forced to watch at the conclusion of a particularly dull training session given by a former employer. We all watched in stony-face silence while the trainer laughed her ass off.