Britain's Daily Telegraph (I checked, it wasn't The Onion) is reporting that Robin Williams has been asked to play Susan Boyle in a movie on her life.
While this is probably a load of bollocks (as they say over there) - if made, it would undoubtedly be the greatest biopic in motion picture history.
The Hollywood rumor mill has a way of disappointing us. We were recently teased, and then denied, the possibility of Sean Penn as Larry Fine.
I'm not getting my hopes up.