Lots of buzz this morning about the Golem soon breaking the all-time site record for most posts in a single month - 65, set in June, 2008.
Although most fans share in the excitement, there are a significant number of nay-sayers who feel the record should be given an asterisk - for the following reasons:
- The new record will have been set in a 31-day month as opposed to the old record, which was set in a 30-day month.
- If drug-testing was mandatory, I would probably test positive for performance-enhancing Rhodiola.
- Several of my posts were from “Forgotten Beatles Week” - which was basically the same post multiplied seven times.
- This post shouldn’t count towards the record, because it is a post about the record.
- (INSERT YOUR FUNNY REASON HERE).