
Barring a miracle in the next two days, these will be the twenty most viewed posts on the site in 2009.
1.
Superstar Pro Wrestling GameBecame incredibly popular when somebody linked to it on a Pro Wrestling forum. For a while, my site traffic increased ten-fold. Then, almost immediately, I went back to Jay Leno-sized ratings.
2.
Can't Stop EatingSo popular I had to go back and update the link - which had become obsolete.
3.
Wanda Sykes Living in DelcoA real juggernaut. It must come up in Google's top five when doing a search on this. (By the way - I saw Sykes strolling around Media this past summer, so story
confirmed).
4.
SNL Calculator SketchFor the longest time, people were finding this sketch on Hulu through me. Probably because I seem to be the only person in America who liked it.
5.
Casey Wilson on FallonMy reaction to Casey Wilson's horribly unfunny comedy sketch on Jimmy Fallon's
Late Night. Link is long dead, so you'll have to take my word for it.
6.
Bill Clinton's NoseLast year's winner. Gets popular again whenever Clinton appears on a talk show.
7.
Raymond J. Johnson, Jr.You doesn't have to call him Johnson.
8.
Sherco Grand Slam Baseball9.
Strat-O-Matic BaseballMy baseball board game phase.
10.
Post 666 - Lovitz as SatanI'd like to think this was attracting Jon Lovitz fans, and not devil worshipers.
11.
Political Yearbook PhotosIs popular - I think - because I used an awkward high school picture of Michele Obama to illustrate it.
12.
Beatles Box SetsSomething I actually put some effort into writing made the Top 20? Something must be wrong here...
13.
Solo Cups - Red OnesOne of my dumbest posts ever continues to make the top list.
14.
Starship Size Comparison ChartStar Trek = hits.
15.
Dove - the Band of LoveOne of many Devo posts. This one was popular last year, too.
16.
Beatles perform ShakespeareI think this clip is why God created
YouTube.
17.
Marilyn ChambersI was certain this would be #1 - what with her being a porn star and everything.
18.
Michael SaxtonThe fondly-remembered Michael Jackson-themed wrestler from the '80s.
19.
Letterman interviews Mike SingletaryLink to a sketch - get hits.
20.
Top 20 Famous Deaths of 2008 (Part 3 of 4)Why this
particular entry, I do not know.